January 4 - Floral Decay

I bought flowers for Lauren today.

Whatta guy, right?

No, pal.

I bought flowers for Lauren today.

Because I fucked up.

A communication gaffe on my part had me feeling like a heel all day.

I felt like a heel while eating the mini donut the dock lady gave me.

I felt like a heel while delivering 52 banker's boxes.

I felt like a heel while spilling a load of 6 boxes on a guy's foot.*

I felt like a heel while eating lunch in the van.

I felt like a heel while delivering a used office chair.

I felt like a heel while stepping in pungent, black, loading dock water.

I felt like a heel while eating a Remy Martin mini chocolate.

I felt like a heel while purchasing flowers for Lauren.

*the guy's foot was already in a cast

Verdict: Loss