January 3 - To Don't List

Things To Do:
Install knife rack
Prepare improv class curriculum
Put drums in closet
Put Netflix in mailbox
Take out garbage
Make place look nice for Lauren's arrival

Things Accomplished:
Watched creepy TV (Forensic Files, The Investigators)
Watched Miami Dolphins QB Pat White's concussion
Worked on new song, failed to choose key
Ate leftover quiche
Ate packaged ravioli
Ate Triscuits and salami
Gained weight
Masturbated, minimal weight lost
Watched quality TV on DVD (Freaks and Geeks)
Watched disturbing junk TV (Disorder In The Court)
Realized nothing on to do list accomplished
Realized majority of day spent on the couch

Verdict: Loss

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