Holli lent me her "unemployment computer".
It's a PC.
In Illinois you can't file for unemployment on a Mac.
It keeps all those brainy eggheads off the dole.
All those poindexters with their pocket protectors.
There's plenty of work for all those pencil-necked geeks.
Ever heard of Rent-A-Nerd?
So after we all got loaded on Irish whisky while the laundry waited impatiently in the other apartment complex basement, I was going to file for unemployment.
Verdict: Win
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