October 3 - Baby Got Back Problems

Lauren threw her back out.
I don't know how.
But she did.

Conveniently, she threw her back out on our friend Jessica's moving day.
So she couldn't help Jess move.
But I sure could.
And I did.

As a thank you, Jessica took me out to eat.
We ate at a restaurant.
And lo and behold, who was our waitress?
Lauren!

Caught!
Red-handed!
Like O.J.!

Too hurt to help Jess move, huh?
But not hurt enough to wait tables!

Couldn't she do both things simultaneously like everybody else in the world?!

Verdict: Win (For Lauren)

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