Last night they found a replacement for me while I performed original rock and rolls in the big city.
Holli asked if I would like to take today off, too.
I said okay with a parenthetical exclamation point.
Then I did an invisible cartwheel and lit off silent fireworks.
My replacement is a young hotshot who just worked on Transformers.
His name is Asshole or something.
I guess he's bossing everyone around.
Talking about Transformers a lot.
He sounds kind of like an asshole.
I'd feel threatened but Holli said they missed me.
I'm a better asshole.
Verdict: Win
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