I didn't shower today. When I don't shower my hair takes on the look of 80's porn performer Joey Silvera.
I should know, while Lauren's been gone (for two weeks) I've been watching lots of 80's porn.
80's porn was My First Pornography. Using it for its intended purposes doesn't make me feel sleazy as much as it does nostalgic. Seeing old friends: Nina Hartley, Peter North, Flame. It's like looking through an old photo album with your own aroused sexual organ.
Ugh, how do I segue out of this?
I took the van in for its emissions test.
The guy running it looked like Tom Byron. I checked for a trademark bulge in his pants, but I didn't see anything noticeably erect. Then again I'm not Chasey Lain.
The van passed the emissions test.
What else.
I dunno.
Nothin' really.
I'm going to get some sleep tonight.
Just like Keisha did at the end of Oh, You Beautiful Doll.
Verdict: Win
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