November 23 - Brief Nudity! Diane Lane! Brief Nudity! Diane Lane!

Lauren tolerates my celebrity crushes.
I am quite thankful for this.
There are many.

Donatella Arpaia
Maura Tierney
Angela Kinsey
Kim Deal
Rashida Jones
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Randi Oakes

Like most fellas, the list actually never ends.

For tonight's entertainment, Lauren suggested a film starring a long time crush, Diane Lane.
It was called A Little Romance.
It is set in Paris, a romantic town if ever one was forced to be that way.
"Okay," I said, and wondered aloud if it would have any brief nudity.
Lauren made an ostrich face.
Undeterred, I prepared for the possibility of brief nudity.

The lead in A Little Romance is a little girl.
She plays the daughter of an American actress.
They are living in France while her mother films a movie.
The girl seems to be about 9 or 10.
She's precocious and this sort of thing.
A French boy takes a liking to her and begins to court her.
He, too, is about 9 or 10.
Okay, cute, cool.
Where is Diane Lane?
She must be the hot actress mom.
I wonder what kind of actress she was playing.
Maybe a Skinemax actress.
Maybe one of the scenes would take place on the set of her Skinemax movie.
And I would get to see Diane Lane's boobs.
Or her butt.

The movie went on and focused on the little kids and their romance.
No sign of Diane Lane.
Wait.
"When was this movie made?" I asked.
"1979."
1979?
How old was Diane Lane in...
Ugh.
So.
The 9 year old is Diane Lane?
Eww.

Lauren has a funny sense of humor sometimes.

Verdict: Win

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